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[valarmorghulis]

Whoa hi hello I can't think of anything witty to say here so let's just get on with this update where I punish a serial newspaper stealer/trashcan kicker in what I thought was an amusing way




So if you remember from last time, this fucking jerkoff slept with Ada (out of nowhere too, I don't even know where she came from) and then got all pissed off and jealous why Ada dared to makeout with Crimson. You know. Her wife.

So now she comes by daily to steal the paper and kick over their trashcan. Thanks a lot, Dina.
(also lol @ Marmalade in the background lecturing her)


While I really appreciate the autonomous cleaning, you maybe want to do something about that toilet that looks like its emitting radioactive waste??


And then she did?? Good job!! Most of the times when I have a radioactive toilet, the sims will ignore it to autonomously clean the already clean shower.


See what I have to deal with? Fuck you Dina.


No, really. FUCK YOU.


Tangerine has taken up spying on their neighbors's gardens.


THIS IS WHY WE DON'T TOSS THE CAT IN THE AIR. Do you know how gross cat vomit is? I have two cats and I promise you it is very gross.




OMFG GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I HATE YOU DINA I HATE YOU


Actually lol nope you don't get to go away. You can stay in the Naughty Pen until you've seen the error of your paper stealing and garbage can kicking ways.


oh boo hoo




I eventually felt sort of bad so I let her out. This was a mistake.


I think this might be the first time anyone's even touched the wii


Promotion!! I have a good feeling about Crimson actually reaching her LTW before she has to pass the torch.


:)




I put the radio in the kitchen so sims who pass out in their food will wake up. It works, but it also means everyone wants to have dance parties in the kitchen at all hours.


Crimson is off to work. Apparently this is what deep sea fisherpeople wear?? Looks a bit fancy but what do I know




Money is nice but I would have rather had another promotion.


See what I mean about the kitchen dancing??




Stellar parenting


Marmalade is about to have a birthday, so he gets to use his command to finish allllll his homework. How fun!


I suppose I should be annoyed that Dina decided to just let herself in, but she chose to eat spoiled pancakes so I'm ok with it.




I think the only reason he grew up well was because I had him do all his homework lmao




Aspirations and chemistry


A better look at him. Basically an Ada clone. Which means Tangerine is heir, she's the least clone like.


DINA WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO HOME BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE NAUGHTY PEN AGAIN


Tangerine has upgraded from spying on the neighbor's plants to spying on their chairs.


ONLY ONE MORE AND THE HEIR IS STILL A CHILD FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Oh good, I was afraid there would be no birdwatching in the legacy and I can't allow that.
(also, she's in there because she wouldn't fucking go home)


She looks so smug lmao


whoops


I guess the uniform for being a protector of whales is a bikini and a bad wig. Also didnt the popup say she would be in an office most of the time? Is a bikini now office appropriate??


So. The tree caught on fire.


The rain stopped before putting the fire out so someone called the fire department


WHO CLAIMED THERE WAS NO FIRE
THERE IS VERY CLEARLY A FIRE THERE, SIR

Anyways I guess it glitched because there was no option to extinguish when I clicked on the tree so I just deleted it.


1. No one invited you to spend the night. That is a lie.
2.You are most certainly not leaving. Not this time.


Tangerine's birthday!


What manner of foul sorcery is this? She didn't do all her homework before aging up. Maybe all the spying on the neighbors plants and chairs was earning her skill points that she wanted??

Whatever.




Aspirations and chemistry


oh no looks what's happening
dina is dying
how sad :(


lmao @ them all complaining that the fence is in the way of the dead body


Since Dina very rudely interrupted Tangerine's birthday party by DYING, it took me a while to get her madeover.
She's so pretty. She is heir, the end.

And now for a series of art photography entitled "The Fruitbats have the best facial expressions"













/series


This is kind of the face I make while playing this family sometimes


Oh fucking fantastic. Another ISBI stat that's going up!!


MAybe if when I have Crimson ask to help you with your homework you should actually fucking do it instead of going off to take bubblebaths


I love how sims dgaf and will gossip about someone right in front of them


Ada: Wow I'm fucking starving


Ada:I will fix that by dancing!

No, you actually won't fix that by dancing.


Marigold grew up! She is gorgeous but mostly a clone.


So off she goes to live a very exciting life in the sim bin!


Oh look, it's Dina! She's really pleased that the TV is still there.


But she hates the cat?? What did Beckham do to you??


You're dead. You don't need food. Get out of there.


Impressive


Beckham's like "oh my god they're doing that stupid dance again, I'm out"




And I shall end this update the way I ended the last one. With a picture of Beckham. Maybe this can become A Thing.



ISBI STAT TIME
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 3
Fights: 0
Deaths: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
Thanks for reading!