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I've actually been sitting on this update for over a week. Sorry!
This update gets them almost all the way through uni, so next update should be gen 3! In my actually gameplay I'm on gen 5 but I'm lazy about updating lmao

Why can't I have a game without incestuous siblings

Apparently someone DOES know this little pink alien girl, Darcy flirted with her as a teen. Still doesn't explain how she keeps letting herself into the dorm though.

This is Euthymia! She made a brief appearance in the very first legacy update, where she couldn't figure out what kind of chips she wanted. Don't worry, she's here for an actual reason.

Minu is still trying to improve her grades by sucking up to her professor.

Nevena wanted to freestyle for tips so I let her. Why I do not know. She was terrible.

Little Pink Alien is into it though I guess??

Not enough to tip her though lmao

Minu you are a horrible romance sim. At least, I think she's a romance sim. Ok no I just checked and she is a family sim. Which is like the opposite of a romance sim.

lmao I love when sims I hate cry about being dead

His first victim!

Chaya most people probably don't want to be flirted with immediately after seeing a ghost and pissing themselves. Just a thought.

INAPPROPRIATE
GET
OUT

OK SO I MISSED THIS BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING ANOTHER SIM BUT I SCROLL OVER AND SEE THE RINGS ABOVE THEIR HEADS AND I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIMSLICE'S BEER KEG STRIKES AGAIN.

NO IT IS DEFINITELY NOT OK FOR A SIM LIKE YOU. THAT'S YOUR BROTHER. ALSO YOU LIKE GIRLS.

THIS IS THE SECOND GODDAMN TIME THAT BEER KEG HAS CAUSED SIBLINGS TO GET ENGAGED

Peter didn't approve of me getting rid of the engagement with simblender

You're bad at this

Chaya is just a tad bit obsessed with the photobooth

Both of my heirs were totally striking out at finding a spouse themselves so I cheated and used the hacked crystal ball. Chloe, who you may remember as the sim the matchmaker chose for teen!Chaya, is Darcy's highest match. So naturally the first thing he did was argue with her.

Minu's attempt at good grades without doing any actual work has been actually going ok! Here she is telling him the juicy gossip about how her mom burnt a meal once like 15 years ago. Scandalous!

...well at least he seems to think it's scandalous

WAIT WHO DIED
I MISSED IT
WHO DIED AND HOW (I BLAME GHOSTS)

Peter's ghost is a GIANT DOUCHE

Wait, there's two of you now? D:

YES YOUR MOM BURNT FOOD ONCE 15 YEARS AGO GET THE FUCK OVER IT

Darcy's sprinkler prank backfired on him

Thanks for mopping the carpet though, Minu.

She got her first kiss!!

I gave her girlfriend a makeover. She's cute but I have no idea wtf her name is. It might be Maggie??

Her and Darcy don't get along. No surprise there. Darcy hates pretty much anyone who isn't related to him.

By pretty much anyone, I should have just said Chloe.

d'awwww

(oh and yeah, Euthymia was there earlier because she is Chaya's highest match. It just took forever for me to get them to actually interact because she'd disappear into a dorm every time I summoned her)

Oh you bitch

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

Oh, it was Glorianna who died. Of fright. D:

She's not happy about being dead

Chaya finds her makeover hilarious

Glorianna doesn't approve of her laughing at the makeover that took me ~~hours~~ minutes to do.

Fuck she really has it out for my heirs.

Ok, you can have beer as long as you don't drink too much and think that marrying one of your siblings is a good idea.

OMFG GET SOME NEW GOSSIP

Ugh go away or I will smite you again

Nevena, who has been absent a lot because she is boring, got her first kiss as well.

HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND SOMETHING NEW TO GOSSIP ABOUT

Between Minu and Darcy I doubt they have more than 2 nice points total.

Oh look...Nevena is crying again

I'M SURE THIS SITUATION WILL GO WELL.

What are you plotting

lmao oh I see. Just plotting to wake up the passed out dormie so you can scare her...

And so she can piss her pants (again) and pass out again

LMAO HE WOKE HER UP TO SCARE HER AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA PETER YOU'RE A DICK

Chaya's gettin' some on the side...

And Darcy has decided that he hates this dormie. Seemingly out of nowhere.

WoW I guess he really hates her

Minu doesn't approve

Again???

Then she passed out AGAIN, much to Darcy's delight.

Here's where they moved into the new gigantic dorm I built them. Which I used the wrong doors on at first so it was not a dorm at all lol

The dorm has attracted some very interestingly dressed dormies. That both have the same hair and possibly use the same face template

I like Rainbow Dormie and his cat shirt, myself.

I know it's probably not a good idea, but I brought the urns! I couldn't part with my asshole ghosts. Peter doesn't look pleased with this.

Family study time~

Peter you dick

I don't know which ghost got him, but I think it was Peter. IIRC he was the only one out that night.

Looks painful but ok

OMFG STOP CRYING ABOUT PISSING YOUR PANTS AND GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER

Officer Dormie thinks Ren wetting herself is hysterical.

Ok so Rainbow Dormie had a really annoying habit of trying to crawl into bed with all the Blackmoths because I had left their doors unlocked in case they wanted to woohoo in a bed instead of the hot tub or on a couch. It got really annoying really fast.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Since you are a creep who doesn't respect boundaries, I feel you deserved to wet yourself.

Speaking of not understanding boundaries jfc Officer Dormie what are you doing

Nevena gets wasted and converses with herself. Which is much better than getting engaged to one of her siblings.

who did this

Oh. It was you. Of course.

NOPE STOP RIGHT THERE

GODDAMMIT

Ok you can scare Creeper Dormie if you want.

And I guess I'm ok with you killing him off too.

Did you two ever even talk??

lmao. Very appropriate.

So they have the simvac which sucks out skills from other sims but I never have them use it...

So I made Darcy use it. /csb

Just a fucking gorgeous dormie.

OH GOOD ANOTHER GHOST TO ADD TO THE MAYHEM (thats not sarcasm, I LOVE asshole ghosts)

This dude, Pharoah, decided to harass Nevena for no reason. Poor, sweet Nevena who doesn't do anything besides cry, sing karaoke, and get trashed by herself.