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Oct. 4th, 2014 07:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarmorghulis
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I don't understand this fancy lj-cut thing they have going on here wtf?
Anyways welcome to my legacy where I will try to be entertaining, but I will probably fail at that.
Zora Kittenbottom, reporting for legacy founder duty.
You really have no clue what you're in for, do you?
Guess what. You get to go find yourself a partner. A partner with which you will produce an heir and hopefully a couple of spares with. So please please find someone with good genetics.
(Out of context that sounds so gross and would probably get me sent to prison)
I hadn't gotten around to making my own bar yet, so I sent her to a premade one. I did but a couple of beer kegs in it to make things interesting however. I must have walked away while the bar was loading because when I returned, Zora was chatting up this dude.
No, no. Absolutely not. You are not marrying Whitey McMaxisface. It's not happening.
Zora: *drowns her disappointment in a cheap beer*
Zora: $4 for a PBR? A PBR in a red plastic cup? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
Alien Bartender: I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
Zora: OH MY GOD! PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL?! YOU ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER! YOU WERE JUST SO BADASS IN THE FINAL BATTLE. DID YOU KNOW THAT I...
Infallibly Good Witch who is definitely NOT Minerva McGonagal: No. No. No. I refuse to hear the ravings of this drunken child.
Zora: But wait! Let me show you how I can turn a rat into a teacup! I'm really good at it.
It's ok though, Zora found some alcohol soon after her rejection by the Good Witch (Plus I can just cheap to raise their relationship score later and turn Zora into a good witch.)
I decided that Zora had had enough to drink and sent her to the cemetery.
She followed Sparkly Badoutfit here into the bathroom to talk about Sumo Wrestling (?????)
But ultimately was not impressed.
Which is fine because Sparkly Badoutfit was a very generic Maxis face 1. Boring
Realizing there was no one of worth at most of the community lots, I sent Zora home.
She decided to make toaster pastries. Fine. Nothing much can go wrong with that.
OH
Zora: MY
And then we dive right into Zora calling Racist VonStereotype, the matchmaker, because apparently I didn't cap anything else between the fire and this happening.
Racist VonStereotype: Ah yes yes good, give me all your money. Thank.
Zora: Lol crtl+shift+c motherlode, motherfucker.
Nervous Subject: *lurks*
The matchmaker sent her a fucking COP.
Zora: WHAT THE FUCK. WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS WHITE LADY COP. You're fired.
Zora: JK you're not fired. I still need to find some babe to marry and you're basically my only hope at this point.
Racist VonStereotype: Here! Have someone who is only days away from death, and can't give you babies either!
I guess Zora liked her though, because this is how they said goodbye.
Matchmaker's last chance...
GREAT SUCCESS
Her name is Darla Hellebore.
Zora's into her.
Really
Really
REALLY into her.
Now for a brief interlude of Zora playing with her cat, Hatbox. While in her underwear, because why not?
Hatbox: Oh my god someone please send help. Please. Look at this humiliation I'm being put through.
Hatbox: Do not get too close, human. I *will* destroy you
Hatbox: Excuse me, I require 2.5 attentions. Any more than 2.5 and I will make good on my earlier threat.
Hatbox: What the fuck.
Magical floating decor!
Nothing good ever comes of giving my sims karaoke machines. Yet I always do.
mmmmmm rotten poptart
++ cuisine enthusiasm ??????????????????
No, she literally ran out of her house to throw a drink in this old lady's face I shit you not.
Sometime during the time Zora Was Doing Some Things, she invited Darla to move in.
And then this happened...
And also this
And then finally, this. This is frighteningly like triple bolter behavior and they are only double bolters
I don't know how to end my updates because this is the first time I've actually tried to do decent semi written legacy updates. But that's it. That is the end.
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Date: 2014-10-05 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-05 04:49 am (UTC)IT IS SO TRUE ABOUT CATS, MINE ESPECIALLY. I semi stole that idea from Sad Cat Diary aka the best youtube video about cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk
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Date: 2014-10-05 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-05 04:53 am (UTC)also also i love this and await more kittenbottom antics. <3
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Date: 2014-10-05 04:59 am (UTC)Cats are the best because they're so weird like that. Mine does this thing when you're petting him and he'll roll onto his back and show his belly like he wants to be petted there. But it's actually a trap because if you try to pet his belly, he attacks your hand (not hard, just little play bites) and even though I know what he's going to do I still fall for it.
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Date: 2014-10-05 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-05 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-05 05:38 am (UTC)excited 4 more poptart burning tbh i had no idea you even could do that
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Date: 2014-10-05 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-05 07:18 pm (UTC)good start!!! im excited for more!!
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Date: 2014-10-05 07:50 pm (UTC)I have all the caps for the next two updates, it's just a matter of editing them and writing! I'm going to try to get Gen 2.1 up within a week.