valarmorghulis | (no subject)

It's that time again! This update doesn't contain much picture wise because seriously EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH.

Immediately after giving birth, Uma decides to complain about how hungry she is while in the kitchen. Useful.

However instead of doing anything about it, her and Rin go to make some more babies that they can ignore. Yay, sims parenting!

The dogs are assholes.

Rin is v v classy.

Success! There will be at least 3 kids to choose from for heir!

See the rotting baby bottles all over the floor? This becomes A Theme.

That food was so nasty and rotten that she pretty much immediately passed out in it.

And Uma was a very very considerate wife.
Ok, not really.

I didn't crop this at all so you could see the full nightmare of that kitchen. Fuck, it's worse than mine.

Pop!

Don't worry, this isn't the only time Rin pees her pants this update! And she's not the only one who does!

lmao brilliant

She made it to her bed, only to have nightmares about Uma :(

The puppies grew up! Jareth looks like a very skinny version of Cruella.

While Amelia is a really really interesting mix of both.

I was desperate so I had them call a nanny. Rin is one of those awful pregnant sims who can barely keep themselves alive and Uma has work so...

I also built a dog run for the dogs because I was sick of them peeing fucking everywhere.

Apparently forcing them to all be together wasn't a good idea lol whoops

Pop #2! This pregnancy is thankfully almost over!!

Pants pissing #2 for Rin.

The twins had birthdays and grew up without cake or fanfare. Here's Enzo.

And Maeve.

Oh just you wait, Rin. It's only going to get worse.

Uma's versions of potty training face.

Rin goes into labor during dinner. Because of fucking course she does.

Picking random was a mistake because...

This screen lies and it was fucking

Triplets!!!!!!!!! FUCK
Their names are Kayin, Philomena and Azra. Don't ask me which one is which.

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO EXCITED?? DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT JUST HAPPENED??

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA

NO

Rin's potty training face is adorable.

God that kitchen is like a portal to hell. I eventually got a mod that makes rotten and empty bottles disappear.

Wait, why the fuck is this guy (Rin's weirdo "blind date" from last update) still calling??

OH MY GOD
BIRTHDAYPOCALYPSE

Like yeah, I COULD wait to age the twins up. But then I'd have FIVE toddlers. Nope.

SIgh

Maeve definitely has Rin's huge eyes.

Also at this point I realized that Rin and Uma's personalities are exactly the same.

Rin gets a promotion and the game is still harassing me about weird blind date chef guy.

Ok here is when all hell breaks loose.
I had FIVE birthdays to do.
F I V E

One of the babies actually got their birthday, but then no one would get brought to a fucking cake. No matter how many times I tried. Rin and Uma just fucking REFUSED.

So I used the simblender to age them up. Only I was so annoyed and not paying attention that at one point Rin got aged up to elder lmao

I got her aged back down and then Uma pissed herself.

That is the face of a kid who did not grow up well.

No surprise there either.

IT TOOK ALL FUCKING NIGHT. ALL NIGHT TO GET THEM ALL AGED UP. I WANTED TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT.

Enzo!

Maeve!

Philomena!

Azra!

And Kayin!

In the midst of all of that, Uma had to go to work.

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

Luckily she was just demoted to the bottom level, but still.

Great.

lmao ok then THIS happened. Somehow, probably my fault, I made Azra age up TWICE. I let it stick because fuck dealing with 3 toddlers at once this household is already chaotic enough.