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[valarmorghulis]

 
So I decided to do one of these. It's been worth it.


pretty much everyone crowded around the beer keg first thing. perfect.



i guess i didn't cap rosamund using the telescope but i guess she was spying on the bloodmoons lmao



rosamund is not intimidated by michael and his silly tan



zola did this pretty much all day







that didn't take long to happen





in the end marvel was victorious



i have been playing this game since 2007 and until yesterday i had no idea that the bonfire dance was A Thing
how
why





that looks painful, mango.





zola's second love is the exercise bike



what is it with my sims and passing out in the bathroom



the bonfire didn't catch anything else on fire which was really disappointing to me





she's still pissed that marvel beat her ass in the fight that she started



come on zola you can do it you can make it to that toilet



or not



um excuse me sim overlord but my mac and cheese is in the way of my mac and cheese





marvel does not approve of rosamund's invisible mac and cheese



aboutme.jpeg



really simon
really
even artemisia is like dude i got some hot dogs right here




simon cannot BELIEVE that artemisia fell asleep at the table
scandalous



the exercise bike claims another victim





this can only end badly as i allowed unmarried try for baby and set the jealousy to the ridiculously high maxis default



marvel fell in crush with artemisia and looks rather disgusted about it



that is the correct way to carry a tray of hot dogs



good job doing that RIGHT IN FRONT OF ARTEMISIA



oop



wow how did a flame jet get in the house and how did it get turned on we just don't know





no one seems to care that mango is on fire



apparently sims never learn to stop, drop, and roll



oh no. RIP mango :(



I had completely forgotten that i had replaced the grim reaper with this skeleton and i lost my shit when they showed up



the sims 2 summed up in one screencap



meanwhile this skunk just strolled serenely by



uh oh, fire didn't go out and it looks like acorn decided to just stand in it



skeleton does not look pleased at having to come back so soon
also marvel has to pee







zola is the only smart one. she slept through the entire debacle







deanna kept trying to kiss marvel romantically and she got shot down every single time even though they have three bolts





i didn't cap it but right after all of this, marvel initiated a kiss with deanna and that was fine?  smh



seriously???





i don't know what i expected



this is the first time the social bunny has ever shown up in my game



pls don't talk to the social bunny about playing with balls



no
no
no



i am not ok with this





hey you maybe want to clean that toxic looking toilet?
no?
ok then







deanna made friends with this cat named buffy







the toilet is still emitting toxic fumes and everyone is still ignoring it





i let her adopt buffy because why not?



i just think this picture is really pretty





these two caps just prove what i said last night on skype. the sim's pets are way smarter and way more self sufficient than the actual sims. observe how buffy runs away from the fire while simon and rosamund run towards it







i am somehow reminded of 






zola makes a lot of faces where she just looks really stoned



great



the toilet continues to be ignored

also at some point yesterday i guess i deleted whatever walls i was using in the bathroom



lol not likely



great



the wolf's name is peanut. how vicious.



just melding with this hood deco. don't watch.



i sense another fire coming



surprisingly that didn't happen. she only burnt the hot dogs.



triple bolters gonna triple bolt





i have never seen a sim do the zombie mouthbreathe while heartfarting over another sim



um ur pregnant u might want to put that beer down?
i guess in her defense she doesn't know that she's pregnant yet





more romance is blossoming which isn't surprising considering i gave every sim who didn't roll romance primary romance as their secondary. then i gave them all the massive attraction bonus.



i used to work in a porn store, i know where this is going





marvel daydreams about her lady love



there were only 5 beds and buffy destroyed one of them. the only double bed. 



oh hey sup ghost!mango



not much, just thought i'd stop by to scare marvel since i didn't think it was enough that i destroyed her relationship with artemisia

cool ok then

ok thats it??? thanks for reading!!





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Comments

[azaya]

>my mac and cheese is in the way of my mac and cheese

this is it this is the sims

>i gave every sim who didn't roll romance primary romance as their secondary. then i gave them all the massive attraction bonus.

that is pure fucking hilarious evil

[valarmorghulis]

all the sims being either romance primary or secondary is working out so hilariously well so far. and by hilariously well i mean they are hooking up left and right and i expect many pregnancies and deaths and fights.

[drewsims]

http://i.imgur.com/kmNqUKo.png

red solo cup W A S T E L A N D

[valarmorghulis]

they are literally everywhere they've gone through like 3 kegs in as many days
i like that picture because it looks like marvel drank all those beers herself