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[valarmorghulis]

I'm tired and cranky so right now is the perfect time to try and be funny online I guess.




But hey lets start out with a picture of Marmalade cleaning the toilet. Why not.


What are you reading??


I take a lot of random pictures of Crimson because she's just too cute.


Yeah...I can't really help you with that.


This townie finds Tangerine so attractive that she shoved her arm through a glass door.


YESSSSSSSSSSSS I am so proud of myself for having my first torchholder reach her LTW. I mean it came at the expense of ignoring her kids but whatever.


This is her next LTW. Not going to happen as the torch is going to be passed very soon.




I guess the attraction is mutual.




Gossiping about the woman you locked in a pen in your yard and let starve to death. Ok that was technically me who did that. But still.


Tangerine is very popular with the female teen townies of Gossamer.


Crimson had her birthday! That means that the torch is officially passed.
Also, she is still gorgeous.


Dina's ghost has made an appearance. Do I count ghost scares as self wettings??


She's not thrilled about that temporary loss of bladder control.


And she is EXTRA not thrilled that her two conquests are flirting ahahahahaha. So you can flirt with both of them, but they can't flirt with each other?




I like how the redhead fits the color scheme of the house. I have no idea what her name is and I can't look up her name in simpe since my cats decided to delete all my shit.


Thanks Marmalade. I'm sure Ada appreciates that.


Poor Ada :(


My sims rarely read the newspaper so you can have that I guess. Although you could have just asked.


Also so I didn't cap it but Ada decided to spend all day on the Exercise Bike of Death and Doom. Then she went outside to get the mail. (Also note the kicked over trashcan)


THEN SHE FUCKING STARVED TO DEATH AND THE ONLY OTHER SIM HOME WAS THE FUCKING CAT SO I COULDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.


How tragic. Starving to death in your driveway next to rotting garbage and unpaid bills and the only one mourning you is your cat.


:( :( :( :(


Gotta get over your mourning though, Tangerine needs homework help. Also yeah, I decided to wait to pass the torch until Tangerine aged up. I don't care what the official rules are I do what I want.


But Tangerine is too angry about everything to finish her homework lol.


Marmalade had a birthday! A very worried birthday.


Cute, but you're not heir bye.


Ignore the grid, I took this in build mode like a dumbass. I just wanted to point out that their trash can was getting kicked over so often that I had to lock it up so only family members could access it lmao.


Still failing? That's ok, it really doesn't matter now.


Because it's birthday time!!


Oh
oh


Well, that's not good. And I have no clue what caused it.


Anyway, we finally get to see her LTW. Another career related one, so it should be fairly easy as long as the job actually comes up.


Dude you've been an adult for all of an hour. It's a bit too soon to be losing your shit over not having any babies yet.


I was too lazy to drag her to community lots so Tangerine called up the matchmaker.


I'm not fucking around or wasting time. Tangerine needs babies so she stays sane.


Aaaand she got Prof. Willow here. Who is an elder. Thanks a whole fucking lot, matchmaker.


Their date is off to a great start!!




You just had your first kiss with someone roughly the age of your surviving mother. But whatever makes you happy, I guess.
Also hey, ghost of Dina!!


That's cute I guess. She really likes Prof. Willow.


They even had a dream date!!




I decided to check with the crystal ball to see her highest match was and then drag her around until she ran into them. Because I wasn't sure I wanted an elderly professor as an uncontrollable.
But of course it was Prof Willow


So I waved my cheaty wand and aged her down to an adult.


Dina loves to scare Tangerine.


Not her LTW career track but YES SHE WANTS THAT JOB. THAT BOOKCASE IS THE BEST CAREER REWARD IN THE WHOLE DAMN GAME.


Whoa uh careful there...


So she was old AND broke. Good.


NOPE
THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THAT


I like to take pictures of my sims eating??


Tangerine finally falls ~in love~


Hey now get off that thing. I can't control you anymore and that damn bike basically killed your wife.


Time to make it official!!


Because Tangerine needs some goddamn babies.


Oh they got a puppy, Louise. I enjoy giving pets human names.


Success!!




Pop!


Oh for fuck's sake. There's another ISBI stat that gets to go up.


I should delete that damn bike but I enjoy tempting fate.


AGAIN??? REALLY?????
YOU
ARE
THE
WORST


Hey, she got off the bike and even made herself some food! Good job, Willow.




If only Crimson could figure out that she can also use the kitchen to prepare herself something to eat.


Luckily, call to meal exists


It's happening!!!


Just one. A boy, Mustard.

ISBI STAT TIME
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 2
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 2
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 4
Self-Wettings: 3
Pass-Outs: 3
Fights: 0
Deaths: 2
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0

And that concludes this update. Generation 2 was pretty short, but generation 3 is really long because I...well I made some ridiculous decisions.

Anyways, thanks for reading!!