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We start out with gen 1's heir poll winner, Vespertine, staring blankly at her computer...errr looking for a job.
Since that won't help her find a partner, I sent her to Purrington's, which is a dumb community lot I made.

My self-sim was there but sadly she is off limits due to being a playable and already being married.

That's not how you find a wife, Vespertine.

She scoped the room and was into Laurel. Which pleased me because Laurel is one of my all time favorite townies that I've made.

Things started off all right...

wait why are you making that face??

lmao fortune sims

seeing as that is my self-sim i have a feeling things won't go so well for the Mr. Unsavory.

things wennt downhill from here

Laurel is not into dance kisses

I'm such an asshole because I couldn't stop laughing omg Im sorry Vespertine

HER FACE

I don't know where this came from because Laurel ISN'T EVEN A WEREWOLF

Gettin cockblocked by some dude in an ugly parka

I guess I sent her home after that and fucking look who showed up. GO HOME ALMOND

Almond didn't go home

So I had Vespertine call up Laurel to invite her over.

And then Reed Von Purrington, who is the spouse of my current ISBI torch holder showed up and was immediately creepy.

GODDAMMIT

I literally cannot believe. But hey, at least Vespertine finally got to kiss Laurel!!

GO HOME ALMOND

So apparently I forgot to give Vespertine appropriate underwear but that doesn't matter because fucking look at Reed's creepy ass.

Vespertine has a little kitty named Halloween :D

There's a table with chairs???

just going to work, don't mind me

OK WHO DID THIS. VESPERTINE HAS LIVED HERE FOR ONE DAY. WHO DID THE THING.

~SKILLING TIME~

She didn't even notice

HOW WOULD YOU NOT NOTICE THAT????

Vespertine invited Laurel back over and they decided to cuddle in the middle of the road. Seems safe.

smh

GREAT

Since they both have nature as their OTH, they are going to get a gold fucking gardening badge. End of.

what a romantic place to propose

man where the fuck did this maxis face douche come from?? why is he trying to steal halloween?

super romantic wedding in front of the tv

They're wasting no time trying to create an heir

success!!

someone started a fire and i missed it. thank glob for that uni sprinkler tho

oh yeah Vespertine's LTW is to become city planner. And I didn't edit any of these to give her her proper pronouns :(

pop!

i may have speeded up the last trimester whoops

a little girl, Minerva! All the kids this gen are getting names of Hogwarts professors. Also I forgot that Laurel's hair is from the custom bin FUCK

why do these jerks do everything in the tiny ass kitchen

a terrible picture of a whiny madeover Minerva. She's cute, I swear.

good job

maybe you should use that shower for...showering

THen I had them invite Almond over to summon the spectral maid

But all she did was stand there doing this for hours and then left

And somehow I played an entire session without my screengrab program on so...the next update might be missing some stuff I am sorry :(

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the werewolf want im crying

hello almond you fucking creep pudding

>why is he trying to steal halloween?

perhaps he is the grinch's cousin who works in other holidays

"creep pudding" I JUST MADE A VERY UNDIGNIFIED NOISE THANKS

i have no idea where that werewolf want came from??? laurel isn't a werewolf and they aren't one of her turn ons??