valarmorghulis | (no subject) (Reply)

Last time,
-Luna got sent a lot of elders by the matchmaker
-She found the alien elf love of her life, Michael
-They had a classy wedding in their PJs
-Spectra was born

That is not the food. The food is behind you.
Yes I usually keep a pet food dish in my nursery because I really can't count on my sims to actually parent properly.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that you happen to be playing with Batsy in the same room your wife is in. I'm so sure.

Autonomous parenting! CRAZY

What a bunch of squares.

um
what happen

arms are not supposed to work like that???

I can pretty much guarantee that I will take pictures of my sims every time they make this face and then I will post them. It's just how it is going to be

um wow rude luna and michael were too busy stalking each other to pay the bills it's not their fault ok

(why is that one picture bigger than the others? i do not know but i do know i am too lazy to fix it lmao)

you have a very punchable face, repo-person

Spectra, like so many toddlers in legacy families before her, discovers that the toilet is way more fun to play with than actual toys.

I moved them into a new house so they could actually live on a beach lot. I don't like it as much. This is the still very unfinished upstairs hallway

so!!! cute!!!!

when did this happen

this is not the potty training face i was looking for

this is one of my favorite interactions in the game because the cats always look so upset but then afterwards are all ++ relationship

is the tv even on michael??? for some reason i doubt it is

Michael is family/grilled cheese so he actually pays attention to Spectra. Luna is family/knowledge and just can't be bothered apparently.

wow what a cutie he is

pop!!

panda coat marking?? i need to make batsy a boyfriend apparently

amazing

Michael got a promotion because I cheated and used the simblender to give him some skill points lmao

Pregnancies are really hard on Luna and Michael isn't very helpful.

Not very helpful at all
I don't think she's paying attention dude.

At some point while I was trying to keep Luna's motives out of the red (and failing miserably at it), Spectra had a birthday.
SO PRETTY LOOK AT HER OMG

~beauty and grace~

finger wiggle always ends badly why do sims insist on playing it???

~beach life~
also lol at michael's awful maxis swim trunks i really need to get him better ones
(spoiler alert at this point in my game he still has those awful ones i need to look into some default replacements and also if anyone has any links to nice ones that arent defaulted pls let me know thank)

This is what he looks like with a tan I'm crying

Oh no!!!

Michael's in the background like "not this shit again"
Also thanks for giving birth in the very undecorated kids room, Luna.

Another girl, Lace!!

my god that really is a hideous bathing suit jfc

Spectra still exists

So I moved another playable family into Neverwonder and the neighbors that greeted them were Luna and Michael. Because they are the only other playables.

By "greeted" them I mean they just made out on their front lawn. Polly Jean does not look impressed.

Polly Jean just really does not like Luna?? IDK why??

fucking smart beds

Lace seems more interested in the ocean. I don't blame her.

Those eyes omg

Michael still has his ridic tan

that's not much of a promotion if you ask me
idk why she even has a job michael makes plenty of money???

insert sex joke here

i gotta stop playing my game on mute

Everyone's a freakin alien

who r u?? don't you have your own newspaper to read???

wow

Spectra takes video games very seriously

arms do not work like that part 2

this family fucking LOVES to build sandcastles. surprisingly no one has gotten heat stroke. yet.

srsly? the toilet is right behind you smh

batsy is a pro

A STRAY CAT NAMED KILLER WANDERED ONTO THEIR LOT OMG THEY NEED THIS CAT

I sent Spectra out to make friends with Killer.
Sadly Killer ran off before their relationship got high enough for them to adopt him and he hasn't been back since :( :( :(