katzen asylum, week one!

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So as I said on my simblr, I am going to post updates on my asylum challenge here. I decided to go by sim weeks since it seemed the easiest way to break it apart? Anyways, here we go.




Here are my sims for the challenge!. From left to right we have Strawberry (my lone controllable sim), Calliope, Tumeric, Plum, Severian, azaya Whisper, Moon and Izzy



You guys...she's right there



pretty sure she heard you
why would you be gossiping about her anyways she's just trying to get a job since the only way to get out of this house is for her to fulfill her ltw which is to reach the top of the medical career



Red hands? No thx



You might want to actually look at the book you're supposed to be studying, sweetie.





Lotus Kittenbottom and Reshi Bloodgood, my favorite flop werewolf, came to welcome them to the neighborhood. I'm pretty sure it's against the rules for the asylum sims to interact with anyone who doesn't listen to them but I do what I want.

Also Reshi looks resplendent in his maternity wear.

After this Strawberry rolled a want to become a werewolf so I cheated and made it happen.





That door in front of you...there's a bed behind it.



Could u maybe not pass out in front of the fridge????



Everyone is so sleepy and no one can find a bed bc I didn't realize that smart beds would interfere with that whoops









Please do not touch me weird cat man





There's a perfectly good couch right there???



YAY



I gave Strawberry a makeover, now when she transforms she looks like a cute little pastel werecat it's adorable.



pretty sure arms are not supposed to do that???





um wow whisper that's a bit rude don't you think



I got them a kitten since Strawberry kept rolling wants to adopt one. This is Pebble! 



no





the only reason for this picture is that izzy is adorable









sighs you two look ridiculous splashing in puddles in your fancy outerwear go back inside



Strawberry wanted to turn someone into a werewolf and Severian wanted to become one so this happened.



I don't think he expected it to hurt quite so much



im sobbing she's so cute



the first romance of the challenge!!



Same tbh





This is REALLY not the time or the place Plum omfg



I don't know how his pasty ass didn't get sunburn



Oh no



Oh no no no



*throws laptop off a cliff*



Strawberry is in there sleeping and Moon kept going in to "ask to join" but since Strawberry was sleeping she would get no response so Moon would exit the tent and try again. She did this for hours.







ummmm u ok moon???





Strawberry broke the shower and Whisper decided to lecture her about it?? Even though the showers break all the time because they are the cheap public showers that came with uni and Strawberry is the one who fixes them every single time.





wow ur not scary at all strawberry i mean look at u



I sent Strawberry, Moon and one other sim (maybe Whisper) to a bar I built. Which is against the rules. 
But anyways yeah cute mouthbreathing bartender



Sassy mouthbreathing bartender!!



CUTIES



Reshi's wife Niobe showed up!



witches!!



i do not think that's how you're supposed to use that plum



All the beds were taken so poor Strawberry had to nap on the couch :(



Hello? Aliens? Could you please abduct me and get me out of this awful house I hate these people



uh oh...





I have been playing ts2 for 7-8 years and this is the first time I have had this happen. Amazing.



i have gained arts and crafts enthusiasm  and this displeases me!!!

It was around this time that I noticed that Moon, despite having two bolts with Calliope, stalked Strawberry an awful lot. She exhibited triple bolt behavior with her and I was so confused because they had no bolts??? Then much later I had Strawberry flirt with her and BOOM there were the three bolts. Sigh.







this neighborhood is garbage



and the award for the first sim in my game to ever autonomously sponge bathe themselves goes to Whisper. of course.



just makeout already



uh oh...what's this that has somehow found its way into their home??





while the fire blazes, tumeric serenly serves up some mac and cheese



Severian autonmously put the fire out??? THanks dude



Then I gave Plum a makeover and immediately fell in love with her.



!!!!



That nasty smell?  IT'S YOU



Calliope agrees that Plum is a work of art. 





Congrats, Tumeric! You had the first nervous breakdown of this challenge :D





YAY STRAWBERRY


















I STILL CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE
LIKE REALLY
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
AMAZING





oh shit



i hate almost everything about this picture





they were in there for HOURS



more strawberry stalking



um wow thanks use inaccessible beds



if i was a romance sim that had so far only managed to romance whisper gashlycrumb, i'd be worried too



stOP



the bathroom...it's literally right behind you



goddaMMIT



im gonna puke



i restocked the fridge so of course they all had to cram into the tiny kitchen at the same time



don't you have a house you can go to? and a husband? and like 3 kids??? why are you not there??



is this really the appropriate way to say goodbye to each other???/ IS IT???



"congrats on being so dreamy"







oh gee what a bummer



aren't u dating moon?? how do u think she would feel about you cheating on her w/ a mop??





STOP IT





This is where things start to get hilarious. I switched the jealousy back to the Maxis norm. And after Calliope tried to flirt with Whisper and was shot down, this happened.



uh oh



he didnt cheat on you??? HE TURNED HER DOWN 



lol my relationship just got destroyed nbd





i guess he is trying to make it up to her? or something??



that doesn't seem like the greatest place for a nap



chrIST







poor Izzy



dude...



not likely!!!!!



Plum composing a song of revenge





I think Pebble is related to Drew's Spooky. Because look how large he is.



I'm surprised she caught him tbh, she is still furious with him.



But not as furious as she is with Calliope



*cackles*

you'll see why...



I don't think that's gonna work bb



You won't.



Neither will you.











everything happens so much



Moon *did* want to become a werewolf tho...







lmao DENIED



oh no how did that thing get turned on again????? i really cant imagine how



is this really the best time for that??



i did stick to the no fire alarms rule btw






u are on fire now is not the time for interpretive dancing!!!!






the first death :(



no one really seems to care?? ruDE



i'm surprised that plum is not cheering about calliope being dead tbh



and i end this update with moon and izzy both being grossed out by each other's stink

thanks for reading friends, stayed tuned for next week when whisper completely loses his shit!!!