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Zora: Will my editors hate me if I forgo the usual lame love triangle trope in favor of some polyamory??? Hmmm...


Darla: WHY DO I KEEP BURNING THE NOURISHMENT D:


hATBOX FOR HEIR


Wulfric: CURSE THIS TINY USELESS BODY I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING WALK YET


I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that Darla is pregnant again. Ha.


Astrid: *takes advantage of her last hours as a toddler and plays in the toilet one last time*


She's so cute tho


Astrid: I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Backyard Stove: Won't somebody please cook something on me? I am so lonely out here.


Potty training face interlude


Oh yes. Definitely pregnant.


Darla: Shhh...tiny grilled cheese is sleeping!

Whatever you say, dear.






Darla: *continues to fail at putting herself to bed*


Astrid: If I pat you on the head like one would a dog, will you PLEASE stop crying? Please?

Wulfric: Not a chance.


Wulfric: I mean do you see what I have to deal with here??


Wulfric: I mean it's no wonder I grow up to be sort of a douchecanoe




Darla: *continues being incapable of taking care of herself while pregnant*


Astrid ponders why her grades are so terrible.

Spoiler alert - It's because she never does her goddamn homework


Zora: I too can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Random townie kid: So you see, that is my plan for world domination. And it will totally work.  I'm mean I'm a white cishet dude, why wouldn;t it?

Darla: *pregnants*


Zora really wanted a ballet barre. This is the only time she ever used it.


Wulfric: Please kill me, this life is a joke.


I'm only posting this because I thought it was cute that they were all smustling together in their pajamas.


Also - hilarious dancing faces.


Astrid: WHOAAAAAA OHHHH ALL YOUR CITIES LIE IN DUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTTTTT


Darla: Oh fuck wait why is this happening to me again????



Darla: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS


And Denna was born!! And immediately became my favorite.




Astrid wanted to adopt a kitten or puppy, so I got them Bonkers from the shelter.


Meanwhile, Hatbox continues to be a voyeur


YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUCKING BAD AT PUTTING YOURSELVES TO BED
WHAT
THE
FUCK


Wulfric's misfortunes continue.  This explains so much about his attitude later in life.


REALLY?!?!!?!? Of course you would age up like this, Wulfric. 


He's a cute kid though.


Astrid: *continues to not do her homework and then wonder why her grades are so terrible*


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Darla: Dear Diary, Today I finally got around to reading Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince. I know that I'm almost 10 years late on that, but I had managed to avoid spoilers. I was so upset when I read that Snape killed Dumbledore that I had to hug my teddy bear. How could this happen?? Alan Rickman how could your sweet sexy self betray me like this??? XOXO, Darla.


Wulfric: HELLOOOOOOOO I AM A KITTENBOTTOM THEREFORE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT MYSELF TO BED. PLEASE HELP ME.


Hatbox: This again? Really? Will this torture never end?

Probably not, since I plan on keeping you around for the entire legacy.




The only bright spot in Wulfric's otherwise sad existance is when he is a bathtub pirate.


Darla: Hey congrats on not being a baby anymore!

Denna: Yo stfu I am TRYING to sleep here


This happens far too often for a family of sims that all have plenty of neat points.


Hatbox: Feathery fiend! Prepare to be annihilated!!





There hasn't been enough Astrid in this update, so here you go.




Interpretive baseball dancing with Darla Kittenbottom




DENNA GREW UP OMG SHE'S SO CUTE WHY AREN'T THERE MORE PICTURES OF HER AS A TODDLER


Oh shit, I think I know what this means.


Damn you ACR


Denna: OMG this is so awesome!

Wulfric: I'm gonna be sick

Zora: MFFFFFFFFFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAghjdghhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Zora: Is that a fucking baby flying down from the sky?  What was in that tea I drank earlier??


Meet Flavia! She is the last of the Gen 2 Kittenbottoms. Thank god.