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Wow look another thing I am doing! It is a legacy with my selfsim. Since my name is Sara, it is the Sara-acy.  Do not fear, the Bloodmoons will still be updated, I 'm going to do that this weekend. This was just because I was bored and I cannot promise there will be regular updates.

.Enter your cut contents here.

Meet the founder, me.  Or sim!me I guess. She only sort of resembles me but that's ok. Looking at this picture makes me realize I need to tweak her lips a little bit.



She's also an evil witch. Because why not?



First thing she does upon moving into her little beach side shack is build a sandcastle.
ALSO I barely cheated to build her shack which is why it's not really decorated. After moving her onto the lot I cheated to bring her money back up to 20k but that was it. She had like $15 left when all was said and done.





She? I? Immediately get bludgeoned by hail. this is so something that would actually happen to me that it isn't even funny



Her cat, Snape. Snape is basically just Drew's Spooky given an entirely black coat, different eyes, and a different personality.





the welcome wagon included luna bloodmoon, who seems to be trying her very best to crash into the ground headfirst.



the welcome wagon consisted of sims who were either married or not eligible to be her spouse due to being in my asylum challenge, so i sent her to a community lot i built creatively called "a community lot



I walked away while A Community Lot was loading and came back to find her playing pool.
I Do Not play pool. I'm terrible at it. Laughably terrible. people who are good at it have tried to teach me but i remain hopeless



cute townie alert!



i had her scope the room and she agreed. karen IS hot





but also kind of an asshole



mouthbreathing grandpa there is constantly walking by the bloodmoon's house. now i'm worried he's going to stalk sim!me as well



I sent her home and since she'd built up a decent relationship with Karen and they had two bolts I had her call to invite her over and got this shit
wtf



so the matchmaker it is! i'm not fucking around or wasting time



good job matchmaker! her name is claire. they have two bolts.



actual footage of me trying to impress someone on a date



that's better





LIES



she hung out afterwards though



random cat interlude for no reason at all



sARA NO



oh yeah arbitrary rule for this legacy - everyone's an evil witch





claire seems pleased by this turn of events. also i gave her a makeover



i may vomit



they're not wasting any time



i? she? invited claire to spend the night and she agreed but then took off????



i think this picture is out of order









eventually i just had her summon claire back over



i think claire was happy to see her??





really? that's all??





i gave claire more of a makeover and jfc pooklet's face templates are the best





for once i didnt have my game on mute so i heard the chimes and was like oh shit better make this official



wow get out



claire is grilled cheese primary and she really wanted to talk to sara about grilled cheese. and then this happened and i was like wtf because this can not be an accurate representation of me if she hates CHEESE





so i changed her to have grilled cheese as her secondary and then things were much better



she looks so happy that she's in love she's like "hee me yes me i am in love"



something seems off about claire not liking busts...



Wedding time!!



Too bad no one seemed to notice that two sims were getting married because they were too busy getting drunk



the sim toasting sara is named dagmar and i really want her in one of my legacies because come on HER NAME IS DAGMAR THATS AN AWESOME NAME 

also notice that karen, the kind of asshole from a community lot, is there







they ate their wedding cake seperately?? why???







i dont know what happened?? yes they had two bolts but they never did any flirting or anything?? karen i think YOU'RE the jerk here







my secret to good parties is to just put a stereo somewhere, and then let them all smustle the entire time. it always works.



i had her apologize to karen in the hopes that she wouldnt get demoted. claire chose that moment to pop



i just like dagmar





i invited the matchmaker because for once she did me a solid and she repays me by almost puking over how ugly claire and luna are. now it makes sense why she sends such failures to my sims. she has no taste



karen deserves to be gossiped about tbh



yay





karen you are the woRST



omg no :(



heheheheheheheheheheheh



u should not mess with evil witches karen





i wish i could do this to people who fuck me over irl




ahhh revenge is sweet





next time try not being an asshole



claire pays no attention to the smelly crying sim her wife has locked in a pen
'




you know exactly why you are in there karen
also note the cowplant in the background



the only reason for this picture is that that townie's name is "goopy gonzaga"



and that's the end of karen



i had her skill a bunch so she could get promoted  back up to field researcher



claire goes into labor right as sara gets home



but she's too busy playing fetch with a wolf to notice



omg babby



don't stick her head through the shower curtain pls



Her name is Lupita and she was promptly dumped on the bathroom floor before I could make claire age her up to toddler





wow sara's "friend" from work, that is reaLLY INAPPROPRIATE



hey guys, where's the baby?



oh. still on the bathroom floor. great.



i made claire get up out of bed to age lupita up







and to potty train her because POTTY TRAINING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

and that ends this update. i have no idea when another one will happen. thanks for reading!!!/> 

Date: 2015-02-14 02:39 am (UTC)
sixtylilies: wide-eyed staring person with dark circles around their eyes. (o.o)
From: [personal profile] sixtylilies
omfg double evil witch cackle im crying

POTTY TRAINING FAAAACE

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